Nathan

A Nathan is clueless in math, physics, chemistry and biology but literally dominates in history, geography, philosophy, economics and politics. It is always a plus to have a Nathan. To keep a Nathan happy all you have to do is feed him tacos. If you are in need of weird but innovative ideas, offer Nathan a blunt. And if you ever need a clown, pour some vodka in his coffee and he will transform into a comedian, a plus is that he will hilariously embarass himself.

Did you hear about High Nathan's new idea about the American Health Care system? It could change the world!
Not again! Who put vodka in Nathan's drink! He thinks he's in a fucking circus! For fuck's sake!!

by bringbackbob May 28, 2020

Nathan

Nathan, Asian Nathans especially. Nathan is a caring person who understands when people are going through hard times based on what he has gone through in the past but, he doesn’t have the words to comfort them. Nathan is a night person. Nathan is smart but acts dumb, only because it’s his way of trying to get attention from others and making his friends laugh. Even when Nathan’s friends or random people do something annoying, he restrains himself from getting aggressive and lashing out on the person and instead laughs it off. Eats ice... don’t know why but Nathans do. Nathan’s a person who becomes happy based on if his friends are happy. Nathan isn’t great at socializing, with random people and even friends. Nathan is a person where if you name a topic he thought a lot about, he’d start talking about it endlessly and stops with, “and yeah... .” If you are a Nathan but you’re any other race but Asian, most of what I listed is untrue for y’all.

Person: Yo Nathan. you’re so fat *lmao*
Nathan: Haha, I know. I’m actually trying to lose it and get shredded, I’m working on a calorie deficit right now and I’m like on the 5th- *5 hours later* I’ve also did a 3 mile jog earl-
Person: *snoring* oh, are you done yet?

by bigblacknibbaballsHD November 21, 2021

Nathan

The biggest asshole you'll ever meet. He is very possessive and over protective over people he could never get. He snitches on everyone, even his closest friends. Never trustworthy and sounds and looks like a screeching rat, most annoying guy ever.

Wow Nathan's an asshat

by Dirinosour June 6, 2019

Nathan L.

1. A person who thinks he is genuinely funny, but he is actually really dry and lame.
2. A person who claims they are asexual but are actually homosexual

1. "Omg, that guy is such a Nathan L.!"

"Yeah, he actually pmo so much"
2. "Yo, you like that guy?"

"No bro, I'm asexual!"

"Such a Nathan L. bro"

by Korney September 24, 2025

nathan

Nathan
Occupation: Tomato Queen

Nathans must be stopped, they are the root of all evil, cabbage and cookies must win against the tomato queens known as nathans.

Literally anything is better than a nathan, nathans can be anything bad, such as the local racist, that one serial killer on the news, if they are evil or bad, its because of nathan. That piece of shit.

Person 1: Dang I can't believe that dude kidnapped a child
Person 2: Wow, I can't believe nathan did that
Person 1: Nathans worse than a karen
Person 2: Agreed
Both: Fuck nathans am I right

by amongusman December 21, 2021

Nathan

Nathan is a short person who lives in big areas he likes A-list women and he hates water

Nathans friend:drink the water dude. Nathan:you talking to me?

by ITSMESSEDUP April 9, 2020

nathan

he is a sexy charva and he will mash ur head into a wall if u are racist also he is not racist at all and not homophobic at all if u try to talk to him he will pull ur your trousers down and put it in ur greasy hol

"nathan pulled my trousers down"

by nathan pikey June 14, 2023