crunch mouth

1. Someone who has more than the average teeth count (between 26 and 32 are the acceptable numbers).

2. Someone whose teeth are severely impacted to the point where closing their mouth causing them pain.

3. Someone whose grill(see def) is socially undesirable; if you were to kiss them or place you genitalia into the mouth, you may be injure your tongue, castrate your penis and/or clitoris.

4. Patrick Scott's wife; "Heather Scott".

Man, throw that crunch mouth bitch some rocks to chew on and watch her spit out gravel.

by P3 October 31, 2004

fag mouth

kissing sum one when you have just had a cigarette e.g fag mouthed

kissing sum one when you've just had a cigarette e.g they've just been fag mouthed

by morley the fag mouth April 21, 2008

mouth syphilis

C0llege 1o1 Definition of MOUTH SYPHILIS: no its not a new STD its the inability to speak in front of friends family & complete strangers. Symptoms: words come out fumbled, jumbled or not at all. And can be past like a verbal STD (no sex required)

Mouth syphilis. when you say: "i swear to drunk i aint." as opposed to "i swear i aint drunk"

by naughtycowgirl February 4, 2010

smash mouth

A style of wrestling used only by the untalented hosses of WWE. It consists of slow, powerful moves with lots of clotheslines and punches.

Tazz: "A-Train wrestles a very smash mouth style."

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

poop mouth

when someone has yuk mouth.

That chick was hot but she had poop mouth

by Will.b October 3, 2006

Dick Mouth

An std that you can only get if you have red hair, freckles and have recently kissed someone who has been sucking on a filthy penis. Common symptoms include: Migraines, yellow hands, a common cold and the urge to yell homosexual things when you are angry. There is a very rare disease and only one case has ever been recorded.

"Dammit Brendan don't come near me, you have dick mouth."
"Heard you got dick mouth after hooking up with that chick last night Brendan."
"Damn Brendan, you should really get those yellow hands checked out, you might have dick mouth."

by Nick Marriott July 2, 2009

mouth breather

A sun smilin' mouth-breather.

One who can't look towards the sun without squinting, showing their upper teeth and dropping their mouth open.
Usually wears a Cleveland Browns shirt.

"Hey look at that sun smilin' mouth breather, I sure hope a cloud blocks out that sun before he drools all over himself."

by F.R. January 7, 2005