meat pinata

1. a victim of aggravated assault by multiple attackers.

2. an occasion for aggravated assault by multiple attackers.

1. Those chav punks made a meat pinata of that tramp on the bench.

2. The lads put their truncheons and cricket bats in the car and headed off to Leeds for an evening of meat pinatas with the local thugs.

by Loopy Garou September 19, 2005

Meat Train

A Meat Train is when 3 or more men participate a sexual activity where they form a naked conga-line, in which they all thrust their hips in a back and forth motion whilst penatrating the person in fronts arse

Meat Training is most fun, when you do it on a cruise ship when all your other friends are watching the film 'seven pounds'

'Come on guys lets go for a long, hard Meat Train'

by aurora 2009 August 16, 2009

halal meat

Halal is an arabic word means Divinely allowed, halal meat is the meat of an animal or a bird that was slaughtered according to Islamic teachings. Islamic slaughter involves many things to ensure humane treatment of the animal. First, feeding the animal and giving it water & shade during the days of preparation, out of mercy, so that it does not hunger or thirst. Then, separating it from all the other animals during the slaughter, so that they don't see each other. Then directing it to face the Kaaba in Macca, hiding the knife all the time from it, while saying "In the name of Allah, Allah is the greatest" and slaughtering it rapidly with a very sharp knife. The cut must sever the Carotid arteries, the Jugular veins, and also the oesophagus and the trachea, and stop only at the vertebral column in a single, rapid & very deep act. This method ensures many things, first, that the animals do not see any act of slaughter to other animals, and the animal to be slaughtered itself is not aware it is being prepared for slaughter, so it is not frightened and stays calm. Once the knife touches and cuts the carotids, it loses consciousness, and that's why the knife has to be sharp, to reach and cut the carotids rapidly. The spinal cord is not cut, so it keeps discharging automatic impulses to the body muscles to contract even after the animal loses all awareness, this pumps all the animal's blood outside its body through the great vessels, which is hygienic as it leaves the meat bloodless.

The claim that the animal suffers is debatable because of two physiological mechanisms; Vasovagal syncope occurs if the carotid sheath is traumatized which is enough to cause immediate blackout, and Brain Ischemia which occurs when blood ceases to flow to the brain, also causing the creature to pass out almost instantaneously, and when this ischemia continues, brain death ensues, without a functioning "Sensory system" to perceive this alleged pain.

So in the end, the animal passes out and dies in peace leaving hygienic meat.

Is this halal meat ?
Yes, can't you see it has no blood ?! I bought it from a halal food store.

by Sameh Haggag December 28, 2008

meat loafin'

when a woman wears a mini skirt and her ass hangs out a little too much or when she isn't wearin panties she's performing an " open faced meat loaf"

"man, check that shit out.... she's meat loafin'!"

by roger bisvoww October 11, 2007

meat spank

Hold your junk like a slab of cold meat , and swinging it with the force of a thousand suns.

Im going to meat spank people with staff infection.

by Touchmymeatspank January 10, 2012

meat shakes

1. Craving for cock.
2. Similar to alcohol shakes, but the result of eating too much meat. Cheeky!

Hey, I've got the meat shakes.
What's that, a craving for cock?
No, a result of the massive cheddar porker I had earlier.
Ooh, sounds like you might have them all week!
CHEEKY!

by CheddarPorker July 25, 2011

meat section

A female who is afraid of male genitalia.

I went to meat section’s house last night to take a crap. I knew she wasn’t going to suck it so I didn’t bother turning on the shower.

by teabagger April 3, 2003