moose knuckle

A unambiguous, often mesmerizing knuckle-like protrusion from a male crotch, usually dependent on the tightness of the offender's clothing. Moose knuckles are most common in males with large testicles, or men who fail to tuck successfully while wearing Spandex.

I have never seen a bigger moose knuckle; it looked like two balloons stuffed inside a ziploc.

by Jeffyboo September 15, 2008

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moose knuckles

a very large camel toe as seen on tara

Tara is a fat bitchhas mooseknuckles

by anonymous March 18, 2005

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fuck knuckle

Someone driving at such a low rate of speed as to piss off the driver of the huge truck behind them. Usually used to verbally encourage said person to hurry the fuck up.

"Let's go there, fuck knuckle."

by KChute November 8, 2007

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Moose Knuckle Hunter

To actively go after large women for sex because they are easier to seduce and the weakest of the herd of women present.

Man, Steve is such a Moose Knuckle Hunter. Of all the chicks at this bar he preys on the fat chicks.

by Squatting Bear December 14, 2009

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knuckledust

When someone accidentally brushes your genitals with their hand.

When Brian accidentally knuckledusted him, Ben didn't mind, as he was a homosexual.

"Dude, don't knuckledust me."

by missbehaved October 6, 2008

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knuckle thruster

the act of clenching ur hand into a fist, then with the knuckles pointing at the vagina rub the knuckles up and down against it, the ridges beetween the knuckles make 4 maximum pleasure

person1: howd it go wiv emma
person2: a gave her a good knuckle thruster she was screaming!!
person1: nice one :)

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

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Knuckle Fucking Chuckle Head

noun: knuckle-head

a stupid person.

adjective: fucking

used to emphasize or express annoyance with someone or something.

noun: chuckle-head

a stupid person

Going opposing traffic with lights and sirens whilst the oncoming traffic does not pull to the right and stops directly in front of you with a deer and a head lights look.

"Man that guys a KNUCKLE FUCKING CHUCKLE HEAD"

by doitonlan_ February 21, 2021

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