Knuckle sucking

When you punch a tyquans tongue so hard it falls off.

The boy went knuckle sucking at the mall.

by SheilaG07 October 5, 2016

Nut Knuckles

When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.

Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.

by Negros Love Maple Syrup October 4, 2016

filth knuckle

'Filth knuckle' when you're knuckle deep in pussy and the lass hasn't the best personal hygiene... when your finger(s) come up for breath you have a suspicious brown stain on the back of your knuckle(s).

I've never had such bad filth knuckle as last night... it was like I'd been eating dark chocolate with the back of my hand.

by Huw Jorgan September 12, 2016

knuckle magnet

One who's face is so punch able that their very existence drives people crazy

"Mom, I got punched today." "Well, stop being such a knuckle magnet."

by Thekilz348 September 11, 2016

Knuckle-dragger

Someone who expresses un-evolved views often and will try to force them on others.

99 out of 100 scientists in the world believe in climate change while the other is a real knuckle-dragger.

by jon doeh September 6, 2016

bloomer knuckle

A camel toe before the advent of modern women's underwear, when bloomers were a common accessory.

Mary Lincoln has a raging bloomer knuckle.

by Big_Balls_Bob September 3, 2016

Dick Knuckle

When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.

Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.

"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"

"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."

by DefinitelyNotAGuyNamedMike January 17, 2018