The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.

1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"

by MosDef May 25, 2020

Jones

Colloquialism used to describe a Juul device. Also used as a code word for Juul.

"Bro, tryna let me hit the Jones}?"
"JONES"

by Guardian of Zest V2 May 28, 2020

Sweet mother fucker Jones

Sweet version of motherfucker Jones iykyk HAHAHAH BITCHES

Woah look it’s Sweet motherfucker Jones so rare

Hahah jks he da best

Sweet mother fucker Jones

by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020

Trey Jones

Trey jones is one of the most incredible people you could ever meet. At first he may come off as a little quiet but when he opens up to you he is very outgoing. He lives for adventure and wants to find a girl who will do the same. He is also very focused on his schoolwork and sometimes will put it first. However if you’re the one special girl in his life he’ll put off anything to be with you. He is definitely a pleaser with the ladies, and find that many he meets are attracted to him. However he’s not an easy catch in fact he’ll turn down most of the girls that come his way. So if you’re that one girl he catches feelings for we don’t know how you did it but you’re pretty special. If you get the chance to meet a Trey Jones keep him around he’s a good one.

Girl: I am in love with you Trey Jones!
Trey: Sorry I only like one girl

by slipperybanana78 June 4, 2020

Brad Jones

IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream

Oh look at that guy over there, simping for that chick, such a Brad Jones

by Really Cool Pen15 Guy June 10, 2020

adam jones

he’s a guitarist in sm6band and he owns the hashtag saveadam2020, he loves making tiktoks with his family like the dont flinch challenge btw they are the kings and queens of elite tiktok

y/n: Look its Adam Jones! He’s so fricking hot!
Merida: yeah❤️ he’s definitely packing

by lynxort June 23, 2020

Gary Jones

Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.

The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"

by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 2, 2020