When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.
Hey! How was your Track-meet?
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
by nicklebacksucks77 September 13, 2021
Resident 1: Look at all these asians!
Resident 2: I know rite!!!!
Asian 1: Hi
Many asians later....
Asian 5678: Hi
Resident 1: Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey has a lot of asians!!!!!
Resident 2: I know rite!!!!
Asian 1: Hi
Many asians later....
Asian 5678: Hi
Resident 1: Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey has a lot of asians!!!!!
by peasryummy58 February 13, 2011
When an employee from Jersey Mikes sub shop takes a wet rag and whipes up the dirty tables, floors, and bathroom toilets with it, then takes the dirty rag, rolls it up, and puts it around someones neck
by Mike Sobo December 27, 2006
by Paul Thornton October 18, 2007
by del87 July 15, 2007
shit mix
the result of morning after drinking/party when the house looks like a shit tip and all that reminds is the last of the drinks from last night mixed togeather
typical in the manor
an alcholic cocktail, consisting of
jargermister
Jackdaniels
vodka
coke with a dash of lemon lime and cranberry
the result of morning after drinking/party when the house looks like a shit tip and all that reminds is the last of the drinks from last night mixed togeather
typical in the manor
an alcholic cocktail, consisting of
jargermister
Jackdaniels
vodka
coke with a dash of lemon lime and cranberry
by mark AJ June 26, 2007
A New Jersey Gas Mask is when someone makes a cup with their hand and places it over their asshole to capture a fart. After farting, they capture the gas into their hand and then proceed to cover someone’s face with their fart cup hand!
I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half
by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey May 27, 2023