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A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
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jelly jiggle

The act of placing the penis into a male/female jelly role
I gave her a jelly jiggle.

I consider myself to be a jelly jiggler.

I watched as I made her jelly jiggle.
by Canidoiy September 27, 2017
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Slam Jelly

Mmm Quite. Come on and Slam, and welcome to the Jelly.

Yes what a slam jelly

RIgHT QuiCK
by Big_Nibba December 14, 2017
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Mr jelly farts

Mr jelly farts is the best and is so smart kiss kiss
by Mr jelly farts April 22, 2022
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jelly smashing

When you fuck a fat batch and you get a smacking sound
Daniel and jennifer had a good jelly smashing
by Big here 69 November 10, 2015
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Jelly

An African American from the hood of your local city who is very loud, act like a clown, gets in with a lot of trouble, and wears clothing such as True religion, Ralph Lauren, Gucci, and Jordan to overly flex like a dumbass.
Nigga 1: Yo let's hit the west in Tyrell's hood? He ordered the fight, and is throwin down a party.

Nigga 2: Bruhh Tyrell fucks with that nigga D'aireon!

Nigga 1: So what does that mean?

Nigga 2: That niggas a jelly!

Nigga 1: Dont worry he won't cause trouble unless he brings the LaVelle street niggas, you best know they some real Jellies!

Nigga 2: Yeah bruhh, You know those goofy niggas straight up clownin my nigga! smh...
by Bay Road Runna June 21, 2017
mugGet the Jellymug.

Skelly Jelly

Skelly Jelly is a term used for the ectoplasm of a skeleton, mostly used in “UNDERTALE” porn.
“Dude Skelly Jelly is so fucking hot

The fuck is wrong with you?”
by AutismCreature672 July 19, 2023
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