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Jason

A guy who is very shy. He is also a loser. Plus he is a simp
Jason is a sad loser
by Bob245855 September 23, 2020
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Jason

Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,
Jason: I LOVVEEE ITACHIIIIIII
Everyone else: Jason, Shut the fuck up
by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019
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Jason

Jason has a really big cock and Joseph has a little one. Jason looks perfect and Joseph doesn't. Jason was in the war for 10 years and rescued 100 tigers and ventilated 7 whales mouth to mouth. In addition, Jason is the strongest in the gorilla enclosure with soft fur.
Jason ist cool
by Sabotage112 November 21, 2021
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Jason

A Jason will overthink everything but still know what is happening. Jason is hot and can get any girl he wants. Jason also has girls all over him even though he has eyes for one girl only. Jason has the greenest eyes and everyone falls for him. Nicest, sweetest, most loving guy you will ever meet. Jason is great in bed and all the girls know it. He gives off big Dick energy and its most of the time correct.
Girl 1 : omgosh have you seen Jason
Girl 2 : yes I'm so jealous if his gf hes so hot
by Badinvestment76 February 26, 2022
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Jason

Jason a lame piece of shit that cops peoples styles and thinks he can pull with his toad sage looking ass
Person: whos that
Person 2: a faggot named jason
by fkjdsghklughrlkds May 6, 2018
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Jason

Jason has a really big cock and Joseph has a little one. Jason looks perfect and Joseph doesn't. Jason was in the war for 10 years and rescued 100 tigers and ventilated 7 whales mouth to mouth. In addition, Jason is the strongest in the gorilla enclosure with soft fur.
Jason
by Sabotage112 November 21, 2021
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jason

a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.
omg its Jason watch out
by kbruinink September 21, 2021
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