January 9

National give the you hang out with your sweatshirt. and while you are at it, kiss them 💗

Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”

Guy: “because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

January 22

if you were born on this day your crush has to get you a present.🎁💝

On January 22 your crush will get you a gift.

by hannahmontana01 December 19, 2020

January 39

This date does not exist, is you were born on this date you do not exist. YOUR LIFE IS A LIE!

Person 1: Yo I was born on January 39
Person 2: you do not exist you dirty demon

Person 1: ah

by AWeirdUmbrella January 5, 2021

January sixth

Today is the day that you start to beat your meat. This means that you should have an orgasm today.

On January sixth I beat my meat.

by WankingOrg1 January 8, 2021

January 8th

National kiss your homies day.

Friend 1: bro why did you just kiss me
Friend 2: it’s January 8th
Friend 1: oh yeah, i forgot

by BigDamientheThird January 8, 2021

January 17th

January 17th is national amberprice day. only amberprice things allowed. nothing else.

hey tia!!! guess what. it’s january 17th, which means it’s national amberprice day!! it’s also your birthday too ig.

by vicchaseswhore January 9, 2021

January 10

Corpse Husband’s (second) birthday.

Literally Everyone: It’s January 10, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORPSE!
Corpse: It’s not my birthday.

by I don’t even know. January 11, 2021