January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 26,2009

Ur the ugliest person in ur school if u are born this day

Jenny: Why is that girl so ugly

Mark: Because she was born on January 26 2009

Danny:Yeah is u were born on January 26,2009 ur the ugliest person in ur school

by Months_ November 11, 2020

January 17

Betty Whites birthday

Its her birthday! (January 17 2022 she would have been 100! Too bad she died December 31 2021)

by Nopetynope January 15, 2022

January 29

Ask you the person you’ve been dying to ask 🥰

Make the move with them and ask our your crush. 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

On January 29 go up to your crush and spill the beans and tell them how much you love them…you might get a kiss 💋🥴❤️

by Youlookpretyy378 January 20, 2022

January 14

Boys have to say yes to the girls for for 24hr

Girl-hey jake you need to talk to the new boy
Jake/boy-what why
Girl-because is January 14 you need to do what girls say soo go do it

by Octubre182009 January 13, 2021

January 24

A girl gotta give a boy a hoodie bo matter what

Jane gave jack her hoodie on January 24

by Catman0G January 21, 2022

January 5th

National Make-out Day

Audrey cmon…

Audrey: what do you mean

Freddy:wanna make out?
Audrey: whyy???
Freddy:It’s national make-out day, January 5th!
Audrey:ohhhh

by Yxngdaddydraco December 31, 2021