United States Coast Guard

The United States Coast Guard, a life-saving and law-enforcement service, was established as the Revenue Cutter Service in 1790. Currently, it is a branch of the US military, though it is regulated by the Department of Homeland Security. It is often disparaged as being made up of "Navy rejects," but is a vital part of the security strategy of the United States of America
Navy Seaman: You Coasties are Navy rejects!
United States Coast Guard CPO: Yeah, well, we've got the better uniforms. Fuckin' sailorhat wearing loser.
by Macd00d January 10, 2006
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Colorado State University

An institution that isn't even worth describing here as anyone here wouldn't be able to read, let alone understand. Safe to say, if you can't go to college, go to State.
Does everyone at Colorado State University spend their money on country music tickets to see rich white guys don cowboy hats just to talk about beer, a truck, a gun, and treating women like it's 1853? They can't even win the showdown with the Buffs. What makes them think... ohhh they can't read...
by HotKaso October 07, 2016
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United States Marine Corps

The men who do all the real work in the US military. Also double as maids and sanitation workers for the many times they have had to clean up after the Army's dumbass shit and take out the trash around the globe.
We stole the rope from the Army, the anchor from the Navy, the eagle from the Air Force and on the 7th day when God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe and we've pretty much been running the show ever since. OOHRAH!
What?!?! You accomplished the mission with absolutely no funding and you still kicked more ass than the Army? That is so United States Marine Corps of you.

I wish the other military branches weren't such bitches and they could grow a pair like the United States Marine Corps.
by Thisonesforchesty January 25, 2010
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Post-Baked Cognitive State

A term originating between Canadian health science students who are also stoners. It's the state roughly 3 hours following the last toke. The initial high is gone, but the thc level is still high enough for some after-effects. Doesn't last more than a few hours. Symptoms are tiredness, extreme tranquility and relaxation, a need to eat healthy.
Guy1 - "Dude you look tired, late night?"
Guy 2 - "Nah I'm just in a post-baked cognitive state"
Guy1 - "I know it well, wanna go get some herbal tea?"
Guy 2 - "Hells yea"
by hawksley1001 November 28, 2009
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deep state actor

One government bureaucrat, among a group, responsible for a civilian coup d'état
The zelensky-trump whistleblower was not just a corrupt government official or a neo patriot but a true deep state actor
by Sexydimma March 20, 2021
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Tri-State Area

A slang term for the male genitals, since there is 3 parts, like a tri-state area.
You mind if I go commando? My tri-state area is experiencing a drought.
by Lexicon Devil August 17, 2008
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