human ring 

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.

I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.

human ring by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020

Human cheese grater 

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.

Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?

Human cheese grater by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020

Human to tiger COVID-19 

The ability to pass COVID-19 to tigers through vaginal or anal sex with a tiger or any other 4 legged mammal.

THAT BITCH CAROL FUKIN BASKIN gave that Tiger human to tiger COVID-19 when sh fucked him.

Also known as: HTTC-19

Human to tiger COVID-19 by FUCK THAT BITCH CAROL BASKIN April 5, 2020

Humanly 

A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.

Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyone else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.

Dear Alex,

Sorry to chase, are you able to give us a date you believe the Abbey Wharf CFD report will be ready. Needing as soon as humanly possible.

Humanly by Humanly April 24, 2020

Humanly 

A race on "Earth", that makes it's way through all there is by enslaving or destroying anyone or anything in it's way.
Claims to be civilised and moral, but fails to demonstrate it through it's actions.

Also is not to be trusted. These humans will betray you or anyne else if it serves their purpose.
Suffers from a severe superiority complex.

Dear Alex,

Sorry to chase, are you able to give us a date you believe Abbey Wharf CFD report will be ready. Needing as soon as humanly possible.

Humanly by Humanly April 24, 2020

Human flypaper 

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.

Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.

Human flypaper by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020

Human

A human is a type of Virus that needs healthy supplements of things like Dihydrogen Monoxide to survive. By killing the virus we would Make the World a better place for Everyone

Person 1: Hey, wanna help me kill a virus.
Person 2: Which one
Person 1: Humans

Human by VirusEnder42069 July 9, 2020