hipster pilgrimage

At some point in their youth, or not so youth, childless hipsters will pack up their belongings, tea and unisex footwear such as blundstones and embark on a right of passage which involves journeying around estranged and dangerous regions of the world in attempt to gain culture, enlightenment and non curable diseases. Targetting areas where, they along with their human size backpacks, can be easily identified as tourists, they sleep in rooms with other pilgrims squeezing their belongings between their legs as to not get violated or have their blundstones stolen. It is imperative that the pilgrim travel with a high end smartphone to ensure their acquaintances are reminded that they are superior because they eat cross legged and get hena paint. The hipster must attempt to represent themselves as someone who does not hail from a 3 story house in an affluent neighborhood.

In order to be considered successful, the hipster must attain a certain number of likes on social media lest they keep travelling and searching for likes.

Man, I heard he got hepatitis on his hipster pilgrimage

by tb92\ December 4, 2017

Hipster Hitler

A good web comic about if Hitler was, obviously, a hipster. 10/10 IGN

It's not.
But here.

Boiii 1: Boiii have you seen the latest Hipster Hitler comic?
Boiii 2: Nah dude
Boiii 1: its lit. Go read it you piece of shit.
Boiii 2: K m8

by TotallyHandsome August 14, 2017

Hipster Haemorrhoid

Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly.

The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.

Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.

by Discgruntled Midget May 29, 2019

hipster nut

When a hipster's clothes, hair, personality, or general appearance is so perfect it makes you want to nut...in a good way.

"Did you see that girl that just walked by? Her glasses just made me hipster nut!"

by Indiegrl69 July 11, 2017

Hipster

Definitions are to mainstream

Dude, you are such a hipster!

by Foxybitch September 5, 2015

Hipster

A very mainstream Victoria's Secret underwear.

I would not want to be called a hipster.

by A Futching Futch September 24, 2012

Hipster

Someone who avoids anything mainstream

John: Want to go starbucks?

Jim: No I was there before anyone else.

John: and?

Jim: Therefore I'm not going!

John: You're such a hipster!

Jim: No I'm not!

by jossummerss April 13, 2014