A hipster is someone with a beard or a absurdly short fringe, who rolls the edges of their clothes up unnecessarily
Kid: "Mummy why have those people got their jeans rolled up so high, and why does that young man have and old man beard?"
Mum:"Don't worry Charlie, they're just Hipsters"
Mum:"Don't worry Charlie, they're just Hipsters"
by b3thamph3tamine3 October 12, 2015
Autistic 12 year olds that think they're cool because they buy coffee from places other than McCafe. Usually wear random clothing and vape several times per week.
by nanudfasjejs,fegwafe June 25, 2016
a true hipster, thick black rimmed glasses, a kango hat, rolled up trousers , and a liberal at heart, someone who defends people who hate them and would kill them otherwise but feels they need a chance because media says so. Is easily offended and has sjw tendencies
that hipster paul over their is preaching to the masses of how we should feed the world when we have poor people in our own backyard starving half to death
by ddaman January 22, 2018
When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.
Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!
by VelStod December 22, 2017
Hipster Tops is a teen clothing store that sells hipster clothing, crop tops, graphic tees, crew neck sweaters and long sleeves.
by Marleneh October 08, 2014
Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.
by mbradleyc August 12, 2018
A person who dresses in a street-wise manner as a means of hiding their inner desire to be a hippie.
See that Hipster Swaglord over there with the Dr Dre Beats, Nike Dunks and Beanie, I bet they're listening to Neutral Milk Hotel.
by leftonheatherton May 15, 2015