country girlfriend

The best girl anyone can ask for she is loyal and can do anything doesn't need you to fix the sink and handles things get self

My girlfriend is a country girlfriend and she just fixed the sink

by Yaboi1504 August 5, 2017

Clingy Ex-Girlfriend

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life

"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"

by Paewj2 November 17, 2022

Lawyer Girlfriend.

A dangerously adorable mix of brains, confidence, and cross-examination. She’ll win your heart with airtight logic, charm a jury without trying, and still find time to object to your poor life choices—with love, of course.

Damn, if there's one thing I'm sure about, it's that he's definitely got a lawyer girlfriend.

by AcerbicLemon October 10, 2025

National girlfriend day

August 10th is the day boys post their girlfriend on social media if they really love her

I posted my favourite pictures with my girlfriend because its National girlfriend day!

by DESlR6ED August 8, 2022

Having a girlfriend

something I'll never do

someone: I love having a girlfriend!

me:

me: why cant i be happy

by why cant i ever be happy November 30, 2022

homeless girlfriend

Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.

I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.

by Twominutes22 May 28, 2021

Andrew’s girlfriend

Andrew’s girlfriend is a girl named Luciana. She is the most beautiful girl in the world with no parallel. She’s kind, outgoing, hard-working, and everything Andrew could ever want or need in a partner. Her overwhelming beauty and personality sweep all who look at her right off their feet. Without her, Andrew would be lost, and living a path that would be wrong. Andrew is beyond grateful for Luciana, and strives day and night so show his love to her.

“Have you seen Andrew’s girlfriend?”

-Tiffany
“No why?”
-Leota
“Because she’s the best girl I’ve honestly ever seen, I wish I was like her.”
-Tiffany
“Wow, I can’t wait to meet her!”
-Leota

by HanqDog October 15, 2023