get hitched

To get married

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.

by Hot Girl ☀️ June 08, 2020

Get squeaky

To get oneself clean as from taking a bath or to shower. To refer to getting squeaky clean.

I reek so bad from a hards day work that I can't wait to get squeaky.

by cpetkunas July 04, 2019

getting palmed

getting tossed/jacked off

"Kody is planning on getting palmed at Henry's party!"

by anon10101001 May 20, 2016

get that gram

taking a photo (or lots of photos) for the sole purpose of posting it later on Instagram.

*in the far distance a group of girls are posing for a camera* "get that gram girls!!"

by c00l man August 10, 2017

get micked

A recent and informal way of saying "get fucked", commonly found on Xbox live in the situation of winning a game to agitate the opposing party.

Person A: "How did you kill me?!"
Person B: "Get micked."

by alaskajnkovic October 14, 2021

GET THAT NIGGA

When coach get you and you can’t escape.

1.“GET THAT NIGGA COACH” 2.”WE GOT HIM COACH”

by GET THAT NIGGA December 10, 2018

get spermed

1. synonym of “get fucked,” to get played by someone
2. to be impregnated

When Jamie found out her friends gaslit her, they responded, “get spermed.”

by 1/5ofchef February 09, 2023