faking jacks

Half steppin on a robbery. Robbing someone and then giving them their things back on the spot. Then bragging about it.

Dude faking jacks.

by True Anlivin' May 18, 2016

fake friends

A piece of human garbage. He's rude,offensive, and has no sense of emotion. He may have a lot of friends but they aren't really there for him. He will screw you over as much as he wants because he gives zero fucks about your feelings. If you give him a chance he will screw you over again and again. if your in relationship with this fake friend GET AWAY WHILE YOU CAN. He should be thrown into the depths of earth and burn alive. Know your worth because you are worth way more then what this fake friend treats you as. If your scared to be alone don't be reach out to other people who has been through what you did . My fake friend hit me,lied to me,lied about, stole money from me etc. It took me a long time to cut him off because of our history. But trust e IT WAS FOR THE BEST

Aqua: I don't to hang out with you and yoru fake friends
Asia: Wdym by fake friends?
Aqua: They use you for your money and treat you like garbage
Asia: They're just going through some stuff
Aqua: STOP MAKING EXCUSE FOR THEM ASIA

by norunninginmylobby July 3, 2019

Fake News

I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.

I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!

by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

WWE is fake

As much as I like watching WWE, alot of the fanbase tend to strawman the phrase "WWE is fake". Some of the WWE fanbase counter this premise by rephrasing it to "WWE is scripted". Same difference! All the conflicts are fake. WWE superstars may hold a rivalry for the sake of the show, but are best friends offscreen.

WWE is fake is just a synonym for WWE is scripted.

by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022

fake-diss

To believe the worst about someone, without confirming it is true, so you can feel superior to them over a fault they may not even have.

I'm tired of being fake-dissed by people who can't compete with me in reality.

by jack_v February 23, 2017

Fake Plumber

Someone who only does air conditioning plumbing not real plumbing

Jesse is a fake plumber he does air conditioners, he doesn't install toilets.

by smithypiejohn September 6, 2018

Fake-0

(n) A car that looks like a cop car, but is not.
Brings a great deal of relief.

"Dude slow down!! The 5-0 is right behind us!"
Oh, dude, you mean that Dodge Charger? That's totally a Fake-0, we're all good.

by Raaayvend June 5, 2011