Flaming Tai Chi

First you pour lighter fluid on your dick, and start anal sex with your girlfriend. Then you make circles with your thumb and forefinger and place her nipples in each one. As the lighter fluid irritates and inflames her booty hole, you whisper Asian proverbs into her ear to calm her down.

I had such a Zen experience with my new girlfriend last night, she wanted me to teach her a new meditation technique I perfected called a "Flaming Tai Chi".

by Wrasslin Jimbo July 22, 2023

Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015

Denim Flame Carson

Carson is fugly but funny. He makes people kill themselves and makes them so aroused. When you meet Carson he will be a bitch and hoe to you.

Omg it’s Denim Flame Carson “cutely vomits”

by HBO max November 24, 2021

the flame socker

a way too fucking op bitch that doesn't die

guy: yooo its the flame socker
me: NO.

by robbywasactuallytakenlmao March 24, 2021

Flame Brain

Pheobe Easton & Michael Jones

What are you doing even talking about flame brain (someone that didn’t know what the fuck is going on) :((((

by Pheobe98 February 13, 2021

Flame brain

Too fired to give a fuck.

Pheobe Easton, Michael Jones

You don’t even know what you’re talking about you flame brain

by Pheobe98 February 13, 2021

Flame Grilled Whopper

The act of igniting one’s mattress or similar object on fire prior to performing coitus on said object.

Did you hear? Dan pulled a flame grilled whopper and is in ICU!

by Tacoboi June 5, 2023