“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

MACLonnBeveLi the first and last DON

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 1.1onnie Benningfield junior and 9 law breakers and 10 South side riders by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created maclonnbeveli the first and last DON. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 28, 2022

The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat

by Arie Ola December 30, 2022

first man on

a saying in WWE2K22 in a 60 minute iron man falls count anywhere match where the referee and the superstar race to get to the pin first with the ref counting and the superstar breaking it up

john cena is first man on

by big fat tubby December 31, 2022

First Strike

A first strike just literally you (dumb little dicktators, presidents, or who ever the fuck you’re supposed to be) just spamming the nuke attack

Republic of Penis: I’m gonna do, IM GONNA DO MY FIRST STRIKE!1!1!1!!
City State of Kwanchelongeranzis: bruh nuke spammer 💀

by The Idiotic Neologist January 2, 2023

first to 5 win by 2

asianjeff's favourite strategy to win in fortnite

ima first to 5 win by 2 this bot watch this

by dandoonii November 27, 2023

First Grace

-Turning 30

- First feeling of being old

- First Greys = First Grace

“My bones crack when I sit down”

“Don’t worry honey you’re just entering your first grace”

by Willywonkasgarbagefactory December 4, 2023