Dink Fingers

a derogatory term used to describe a person who is a complete asshole and is completely useless.

Hey "dink fingers", thanks for all the help!

by NickoshieT June 28, 2010

index finger

A finger yes a finger nothing else
What did you expect

This is my index finger

by If fat mama February 25, 2017

drink a finger

a finger of beer refers to a small amount of beer consumed in one action from a glass bottle.

imagine your holding a bottle of beer, with your fingers gripping round it, a finger of beer is the amount that needs to be consumed in order to reduce the level of the beer in the bottle by one fingers width lower.

it basically just means drink a mouth full of beer.

''every time David Cameron says 'big society' in Prime Ministers question time, you've gotta drink a finger''

by maiablues July 27, 2012

Witch finger

A huge clit that resembles a witch finger.

Her witch finger was bigger than my dick.

My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.

by Quiddler August 25, 2018

Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.

Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!

by flakycake May 6, 2010

spirit fingering

When you finger a girl so hard she has a religious epiphany.

I was spirit fingering Jenny so hard she thought I was God.

by DoubleButtBoy December 31, 2016

Chocolate finger

When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.

No thanks, I don't need a hug, looks like you got a chocolate finger

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017