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muren family

A genuine crazy, fun, family. They always are playing music loudly. Pop to oldies to hip hop, they are truly a strange family.
The Muren family is always playing video games, and listening to rock music.
by Sushi Kitty Kiss January 10, 2015
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ur family tree has stds

"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell
Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny

Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*
by Stevie Wondrhkktrhhtj May 25, 2018
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family

family
family
by benjamin11 July 3, 2021
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family bowl-ing

the act of smoking any substance(s) with and while family is in town for celebrations, holidays, etc. out of a "bowl" or a "piece."
"I'm so glad we took this time from our family reunion for family bowl-ing. It's so nice to have you guys in town."
by nikrainz March 6, 2010
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Family Insult

A family insult is a insult in which needs a type of family member include starting with " Ur " then follows up with a family member. A example for this will be shown on the bottom. * Note * Saying these will help you radiate virgin energy

/Beta Variants Below\

- Ur mom
- Ur dad
- Ur uncle
- Ur aunt
- Ur grandma
- Ur grandpa

/Delta Variants Below\

- Ur family tree
- Ur ancestors
- Ur cousin
- Ur nephew

And I think thats all.
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur mom felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur dad felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur cousin felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur uncle felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur family tree felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur aunt felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur grandma felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur grandpa felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur nephew felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur ancestor felt good eating my dick "

Are all the type of Family Insults <---- ( coulda thought of a better name :(
by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022
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Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
Have you read the Jesus family tomb?
by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010
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