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Get the help me i'm being eaten by bears mug.Replaces "Black Friday" as corporate America jump starts the holiday shopping season one day earlier than normal.
Mom: Now don't forget... Thanksgiving dinner at our house. Same time as usual.
Bud: Can't make it.
Mom: What? Why not?
Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.
Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".
Bud: Gold bless America!
Bud: Can't make it.
Mom: What? Why not?
Bud: The marketing gurus at corporate decided that eating turkey with family and friends is less important than adding another full day of retail sales. The mall is gonna be open on freaking Thanksgiving day. Can you believe it? They're rolling out this whole "Early Bird Thursday" deep discounting promotion to add one more full day of shopping before Christmas.
Mom: I suppose, in some way, it's just a different sort of "family value".
Bud: Gold bless America!
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Philip Hamilton: AYE YO, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE T E N
George Eacker: BRO, I CAN’T COUNT!
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George Eacker: BRO, I CAN’T COUNT!
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As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.
As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.
by Someone who is pretty tall November 18, 2010
Get the The Tallest Man on Earth mug.The phenomenon or condition where a student will hone in on conversations to which students discuss without the knowledge of who is listening (because of "satellite ears"), until the person in question finds a point of interest in the conversation, and involuntarily joins in- suddenly making themselves vulnerable to the fact they were listening intently to the conversation without the students knowledge, approval, or comprehension...
(After listening to an entire conversation about Heroes)
Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?
Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...
Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you
Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)
Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...
Dude 2: Defo
Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?
Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...
Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you
Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)
Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...
Dude 2: Defo
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Get the Satellite ears mug.Phrase used to refer to women's general hatred of each other. Used to shoot down the bullshit "sisterhood" myth.
Guy 1: These two bitches at my job are totally trying to backstab each other.
Guy 2: I know, they hate each other!
Guy 2: I know, they hate each other!
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