Dong

The phrase "Dong" has an unlimited measure of power. When replaced with the simple word penis, Dong enhances the phrase to another level.

Eg.: "I have a 2 inch penis" vs. "I have a 2 inch Dong" changes the entire meaning and makes you pitiful peen look better.

by HughoDongus224 April 7, 2019

bongo donger

a little stupid cocker spainiel with a bongo donger.

that damn dog used his bongo donger on the couch.

by fuck you June 5, 2003

War Dong

When a man comes home after boning his mistress and has sex with his wife.

"War Dong' Dude Jeff is so gross and wrong he was out with some chippy and after banging her came home to his Wife and had sex with her too using his WAR DONG AND WITHOUT A SHOWER!

by Pool Pig March 2, 2014

road dong

Getting head while driving a car

Only the most prostegust og men can do this. Don't get "road dong" confused with "road dome" this is very conserverary. Raod dong is a must higher ranking in blow jobs as it is done in a gentlamanly fashion, know by other people as rape. While road dome is sudmisive.

jake: Man did you really cuff that girl to your dick to get road dong?

zac: Yah no big deal.

Jake: you're the shit rainman!

by Classic faggot October 6, 2015

Ding Dong Ditch

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.

My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.

by mung-fu March 7, 2017

Dingle donger

It's when your dick is so soft it becomes numb and you end up losing your dick.The most common term for this is dingle donger

"Shit nigga I got a dingle donger I'll have to go for surgery"

by Faggot with brain disorder August 15, 2018

Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong

Words describing a straight but thicc Asian Chinese boy who likes you :)
Here's my number: 070 4853 3927

Call me <3

"I think Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong likes you ;)))"

by Black lives are chinese November 19, 2020