Dylan

Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.

Me: “yo Bernard!” Dylan:”I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT UP OR I WILL MURDER YOU!”

by AAAAAAAA_ January 14, 2022

Dylan M__________

A demi-god, often referred to as 'Eugene'. He is crazy, goofy and a bit of a drama queen. He is good at his comedy and is an all-round crazy human being. The way he brings food everywhere, how his friends could be all eating sweets and he is just there with his pastie'

Person: 'Hey Eugene'
Dylan M__________: 'Hi'
Person: 'See you even respond to it!'

by Goodsksks November 1, 2021

dylan

he is one of the most kind heart person you will ever meet. you need him more than you know dylan has a s erred admirer and she loves him very much once he realises who it is he will notice he made a big mistake ending things with them.

dylan is cool

by bear010721 August 11, 2021

dylan giving up

when he says nvm to his gf halie

halie: waite wyd

dylan: omg nvm

dylan giving up

by yuhhh;( May 18, 2022

dylan

fat and funny

he is dylan friends with brody

by utftyuhu October 25, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a REALLY stinky person, he is also fat. He will ask you out in 6th grade and you will reject him. Then he will make rumours that you best friend likes you(but she doesn’t).

Dylan: will you go out with me

You: no you b*@$&

by Vsco_gurl—sksksk August 24, 2019

Dylan

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Dylan is Dylan

by Ghhhhhhvvvvvvhbbggvgf March 24, 2024