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Hump & Dump

The art of picking up women and dumping them after sexy time
Invented by Tim
''He really hump & dump that chick''
by Ecylian April 14, 2016
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Front dump

When a person takes a long forceful piss
After those twelve beers I had a wicked front dump.
by Bigblackdrew October 20, 2017
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Mayan Dump

when you're sitting on a toliet and you're in so much pain, you scream out to the gods. Unfortunately only the mayan gods recognize your calls. You're in so much pain, you want to end it, the entire world. To begin this ritual, the mayan gods require a blood sacrifice. As the bowels tear through your intestinal tract, they litterally rip your innards, thus providing the blood sacrifice. Once the blood has been spilt, you have appeased the gods, and thus the prophecy has been foretold. Hence, the mayan dump
Clurg just cracked the toliet bowl from his mayan dump
by putmeincoach February 12, 2013
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drunk dump

When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.
Baby!! Bring me a towel! I drunk dumped again but I fell over this time.
by theDrunkDumper January 21, 2014
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dump jamit

1) When playing a video game expressing anger at the character for not doing an action.
2) Also can be used in regular conversation when angered at an object, person or action.
I couldn’t beat the boss and I was yelling at Dante "dump jamit!"

I dropped my book in the hall way today looked down and mumbled "dump jamit" under my breath
by Tim Martikainen December 14, 2008
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do the dumping

1) the act of doing the dumping means to dominate you're opponent or obstical in whatever sport or activity you decide to partake in.

2) "i'll do the dumping" a phrase used to intimidate oponents or rally together teamates.
ex. 1. "i was doing the dumping last night in halo"

ex. 2 " i'll do the dumping tonight at our game vs. HK"
by penguinchaser2 November 26, 2007
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Cunt Dump

A term used to describe a ladies monthly cycle.... CAUTION! it's use may cause offence/death.
Guy 1: Ain't getting laid this week...

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: She's having a cunt dump....

Guy 2: Lame...
by Krasek November 2, 2009
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