Alpha Douche

The leader of an entourage of douches who is loyally followed despite his incompetent acts of incompetence.

Matt is the Alpha Douche of Caleb, Kyle and Chris

by llooop August 10, 2008

douche whistle

someone who is a loud talking douchebag.
loudmouth.

Wow that Steve Taylor is a real douche whistle!

by The Real Kobra Kommander December 16, 2008

Douche Coupe

Douche Coupe: A person of such extremely lame character it's neither practical nor easy to handle- it's full on turbo sporting; a level of lameness that contrasts the utilitarian minivan of jerkoff (and even surpasses the douchiness of a giant lifted truck with those chrome testicles swinging from the bumper) with downright flamboyant, high-performance Ferrari-quality shortcomings.

Inspired partially by the classic oldie, "My little douche-coupe... You don't know what I got!"

Glenn Beck is a raging V-12 douche coupe.

by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015

douche pants

when a male is wearing shorts or pants referred to as either golf pants or madras pants, also usually wearing a polo with the collar popped and a baseball hat to the side or backwards and flip flops. he is usually an asshole to everyone.

omg, this guy is totally an asshole and wearing douche pants.

can you believe this asshole, fuck him and his lame douche pants.

this guy is wearing douche pants, he must be an asshole.

by jtthrill! June 3, 2009

Kentucky douche

This is a mint julep.

Before the Derby, I'll just down a Kentucky douche or two. Or three.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 4, 2007

douche tool

someone that sucks at life.

"Stop cutting me off you douche tool."

by Mission Maker April 13, 2006

stomp douche

someone who gets a new snowboard and ruins it by putting on a stomp pad

bob: dude i just bought a lib tech skate banana for 350$
joe: man wtf theres a stomp pad on it you gaper
bob: no its a dakine traction pad its totally sweet
joe: STOMP DOUCHE!!!!!

by tahoebob August 31, 2007