Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

toenail dirt

that black shit you got under ya toenails

i tried to suck some toes but this nigga had toenail dirt

by Cocojah September 9, 2019

dirt-di-dirt

Really cool. Usally used to describe someone or an action.

"Did you see my homerun?"
"Yeah it was dirt-di-dirt"

by Moi4 March 24, 2009

eat dirt

to fall on the ground, preferably on your face

also see eating dirt

jareth fainted, causing him to eat dirt

by cowboylexapro March 26, 2023

Dirt

A place holder, much like zero, without a positive or negative connotation. Often used when no other words come to mind.

Mom: Honey, your waffles are ready.
Me: Dirt! haha

Dirt! that movie was alright.

by dahveeed April 22, 2011

dirt sunday

ice cream with a donut on top

I ate a dirt sunday at the place.

by Billy March 19, 2005

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023