Noun ~ The force that keeps a guy hovering around a girl that he thinks he might be able to have sex with despite the pull of other things to do.
Ed: "Hey, is Tom coming to play b-ball tonight?"
Steve: "No. He's still owned by Karen's cock gravity."
Steve: "No. He's still owned by Karen's cock gravity."
by Rob Bartley November 29, 2007
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Kevin: Wow, who is that guy with 3 chicks by his side?
Patrick: Oh. He has the cock of justice
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I was told that all roosters can play the lute and sing, and wear puffy breeches. this turned out to be a cock-a-maimy fact.
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