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Cleavesneak

The sneaky cleavage a girl puts into her photos for sex appeal. Usually under the pretence that it was an accident.
Dude 1: Did you see Amanada's new profile picture? Where did they come from!?

Dude 2: Yeh i saw it. It looks accidental mate, but it's a total Cleavesneak.
by TheBald October 14, 2010
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cleaveless

Her chest reminded me of the desert, with two little sand dunes; she was so cleaveless.
no cleavage, cleaveless
by PuppyDog1245 October 24, 2010
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Rusty Cleaver

A person in the workplace whose skill set is well ingrained in the past decade. Typically found denouncing new ideas and technologies, dropping buzzwords, and hacking together bits and pieces of other people's work in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.
Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.
by The Saver March 9, 2011
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Carlin's Cleaver

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
by Vitalogist August 5, 2020
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cleanertainment

A mixture of two words: clean and entertainment. The act of being entertained by watching your cleaner robot.
The Roomba provides hours of cleanertainment, especially after a glass of wine or two.
by gilpo April 23, 2009
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cheavesdrop

when you catch a glimpse - (deliberately or not) of someone's online chat. Sometimes they have been discussing you. Usually in a bad way.
1. My sister Mary had been chatting to her bff and forgot to log
off when she went to the bathroom. I cheavesdropped and saw she had been dissing me!

2. At the net cafe I did a cheavesdrop on the guy next to me and saw his romantic conversation with his lover
by demicrime January 8, 2010
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Cleanering

To make something "cleaner" than it previously has been; while at the same time not making it necessarilly "clean" by the standards held by the majority of society.
After months of neglect, I finally decided to do some cleanering in my apartment, it's all relative . . .
by JayBeeL June 9, 2010
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