Brandon Mack

A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.

Golly dat der Brandon Mack is a hick.

by wgyobepiwehdweudhweupohfwuefhw January 14, 2019

Brandon Bowford

Is a black ass bitch with a long ass dick (its suckable and rideable) Im his wife so back up bitches :) he's fine asf His ass is so fat :D.

Brandon Bowford has a fat ass and his hole deserves to be penetrated

by batmans dad🍥 March 06, 2024

brandon paxton

A person who likes titty-dicks, lives with his mom and likes to suck dick

Dude, that guy is a total Brandon paxton

by WeAreDmf333 June 07, 2019

Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 24, 2021

Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 24, 2021

Brandon-joke

When someone says an offensive joke which offends many people

yo dude that was offensive, such a Brandon-joke

by bill bo bagins worth January 02, 2018

brandon mccloud

the most amazing person in the whole fucking world. I love him so fucking much and he deserves all good things in life. he is the most kind, caring, handsome, sweet, generous and all over good guy. he is the love of my life and i appreciate him so much.

" He's a Brandon Mccloud"

by Hahahah ahhah Yass May 28, 2018