Many people do not take down their christmas trees until after the new year, because they have some leftover Christmas Boner.
by Rick James, Beothch November 30, 2009
Get the Christmas bonermug. hey, you should have stayed at the bar after it closed. these sluts (and this guy) were totally doing boner rails.
by daathrules December 9, 2010
Get the boner railmug. (stoner boner)So one day we smokd & then we laid on the couch for awhile, then he took me to his room.I was sittin there & before I could react he grabd my ankles & yankd me down all in one motion so I was layin on my back & he got on top of me and startd kissin me.We startd to make out as his hands wanderd.He unhookd my bra & startd to feel my boobs undr my bra.He was startin to get hard & I could feel his boner through his sweat pants.He rippd my shirt off & startd kissin my neck. then I rolld over so I would be on top of him & I startd feelin up & down his muscular chest & chiseld abs.He took his shirt off as I movd down lowr to remove his sweat pants.I grippd his hard dick & startd to stroke him.Then I movd down & put his hard cock in my mouth & began to suck, hard.He moand as I put his cock deepr into my throat until he flippd me over so he would be on top again.He rippd my shorts off & startd fingerin me slowly & finally straddld me & enterd me.He startd thrustin, slowly then hardr & fastr.The whole bed was rockin back & forth as he thrustd himself deepr into me.Then he reachd down & startd rubbin my clit as he fuckd me.I screamd in pleasure & wrappd my legs around his waist.He never slowd his pace & kept fuckin me hardr as he movd my legs onto his shoulders & leand forward until my knees were on my chest & fuckd me until I cummd all over him.He put my legs back down & kept fuckin me until he cummd inside of me & collapsd on top of me, exhaustd.
by kittykat88 June 24, 2014
Get the stoner bonermug. jimmy:first... sex... is... grrreat
jill: huh what the...
both look at his dick
jimmy: its gone titanic
it has completely inverted
jill: huh what the...
both look at his dick
jimmy: its gone titanic
it has completely inverted
by me yes me not you ha ha ha December 8, 2004
Get the titanic bonermug. When the zipper of a pair of shorts/pants concaves up producing the image of a boner instead of rising but collapsing into itself hence negative.
by P huNgy November 18, 2003
Get the Negative Bonermug. A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.
by The Great Applebottom December 25, 2008
Get the clam bonermug. "Are you excited about this presentation or are you just happy to see me?"
"Sorry, your power point presentation has given me a workplace boner".
"Sorry, your power point presentation has given me a workplace boner".
by neur0xin July 20, 2010
Get the workplace bonermug.