Nasty Body Hoe

A hoe who's body is just the nastiest thing you've laid eyes on. This Nasty Body Hoe can be so revolting it may make your stomach churn and result in you getting sick.

Hey Earvin you see that nasty body hoe over there?
I did Matthew and they made me sick to my stomach, had to go home for the day.

by flamehorn April 29, 2019

pizza on a body

when someone has so much acne, their face looks like it's covered in pepperoni.

"Wow look at that poor girl, she's like a pizza on a body."

by billyjoel0311 September 12, 2016

Making my body cry

Mostly used by girls and women, "Making my body cry" is basically being so hot its making a girl wet.

Girl A sees a very attractive Person
A : Omg look who's there !
B : Woah they're so hot, they're making my body cry ;-;

by Nyx_In_The_Night March 14, 2023

inferior twink's body

An insult said by a character from "Purrfect Apawcalypse: Patches' Infurno" by Patches himself. He uses this term by complaining how he has to live in another character named Angel's body, also calling Angel a twink.

(Fun Fact: Patches and Angel were dating at some point, so it's kinda understandable why he considers him a twink.)

Why do I have to be stuck in this inferior twink's body?!

by Thinkus May 6, 2024

No Body, No Crime

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.

I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

body wrecker

Although it can refer to one wild as hell night on the town a "body wrecker" is usually a friend or family member that we love but who blows into town throwing caution to the wind...drinking, constant drinking, waffle house, krystals,zaxby's...then....more drinking, and you get the picture. After they leave you have to do sprints, make yourself vomit & eat only veggie burgers for a month to return to your previous weight.

Brother: oh shi*t....he comin?
Other Brother: "yeah , its gonna be a long weekend haha"
Both brothers: "body wrecker "

by freespirit200 May 27, 2017

Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020