The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat

by Arie Ola December 30, 2022

Boat

Slang word for "cool", "Fresh",or "awesome".

•Yooo,my man, dem shits is boat.
•Damn, is you gazing dis boat ass chain?

by Iendiegin May 17, 2018

I know boats

The act of being overly confident in your ability to complete a task or know a fact just to be proven absolutely completely wrong.

Luca:”guys trust me I know boats(draws a boat)”
Teacher:”guys I don’t want you to draw boats”
Luca:”dang it”

by Jelks6767 November 16, 2025

Boat Fucking

It's when you fuck boats. What did you think

Johnny: "I'm gonna go Boat Fucking"

Jeremy: "Is that when you fuck boats."

Johnny: "I swear if you're actually that dense I'll screw you instead"

by bucket of swagger December 13, 2017

Boat

When two male friends have intercourse with a female immediately after each other.

“Hey Andrew do you wanna boat Abigail?”
“Hell yeah, but only if I go first”

by JeremySmith December 3, 2017

pocahontas's boat

Pocahontas's boat is a canoe like structure you must pass out of your digestive when too much food has been eaten .These turds are long with a primitive carved wood look .often pass with out pain as are streamline to travel through water .

Omg I'm stuffed .. Just going to set sail to pocahontas's boat before we move on

by T4pedro June 27, 2014

a pig in a boat

opposite of (a pig).
When a pig is tired of being on dry land so he or she goes and gets a boat.

oh look the landlubber pig has turned, its a pig in a boat.

by urbandictionary.exe March 20, 2019