bean daddy 

The man with the sensu beans

Yajirobe: I brought these magical sensu beans that heal all wounds and replenish your stamina.

Goku: Thanks Yajirobe!

Yajirobe: Bean daddy, out.

bean daddy by Hearshotkid_2113 August 20, 2018

Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory by Cpumaster February 12, 2015

Phillipine Bean 

This is a person of both Phillipino and Mexican descent.

We all have this friend that is a Phillipine Bean. You know because sometimes they look Phillipino and sometimes they look Mexican. It's mind altering once you notice the difference. You'll also no longer question why they have two last names. If these two countries joined forces the world might be in trouble.

Phillipine Bean by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Corona Bean 

Vaginal soreness caused by repeated flicking of her bean during her Covid lockdown.

My roommate has a bad case of corona bean. I told her not to sign up for pornhub.

I can’t flick it again. I’m so swoll from corona bean.

Corona Bean by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

smol bean 

The fact that something is just so cute and adorable that it has to be linked to a bean.

It is most commonly used as a word in fandoms.

Dan is such a smol bean.
That cat is a smol bean.
Everything in this world is a smol bean.

smol bean by Cubecats October 3, 2015

Bean Piss 

Coffee, often times used in the phrase "sucking bean piss" to refer to drinking coffee. Famously written in cursive on the windows of Starbucks locations across the country.

Riley: Why do they call drinking coffee "sucking bean piss?"
Graydon: Cause it's beans. You have to squeeze the piss out of them to get the coffee, so when you slurp it and/or suck it, you're sucking bean piss.
Riley: Yeah I mean I get that, it's just weird that they put that on the windows of Starbucks like "Hey Starfucks, Come get some Pumpkin Bean Piss".

Bean Piss by averagesizedtesticles53 May 31, 2023

Shot bean 

When someone says/does something stupid/funny, usually when they are either drunk or high

I can't believe you ate the roach you shot bean

Shot bean by dundondada October 26, 2017