Smug Bastard

Alchemist#8859

Wow, Alchemist#8859 sure is a smug bastard isn't he."

by ah yes the negotiator May 9, 2020

cope you bastard

1) what to yell at a computer screen during those espescially trying times of server rejiggery.

2) none-too-witty-but-nonetheless-very-relevant answer to exponents of the gender factuality thesis

this issue of rijiggery don't impress me much want i want from you is for you to cope you bastard

by silencut March 2, 2009

Magnificent Bastard

Usually a male, of middle to upper class society known to be unsympathetic and condecending by nature. A justified self righteous attitude. An individual most love to hate, but feel strangely drawn toward.
MB's are often but not always recognized for thier taste for and indulge in luxurys such as beautiful women, cars, cigars, jewlery etc.

Golfer:You Magnificent Bastard! You scored a hole in one. Thats amazing!

MB: I know. Too bad you'll never know what it's like.

by Salacious C January 30, 2008

Handsome Bastard

A polite way of insulting a person without them knowing.

I was in the office Monday morning at which time I ran into my boss Karl who is a real asshole. I then said to him "How ya doing Karl you handsome bastard". Dummy didn'y even realize I was insulting him..

by jim pigeon January 11, 2013

bastard squad

1) Any group of individuals (not really, but they like to think they are unique and individual) who use the Microsoft operating sytem Windows and think it is l337 and better than the competition because they are actually sheep and all their gay buddies use it.

2) An association of idiots that needs serious help on de-dumbification brough upon them by using the Windows operating system.

1) Here comes the bastard squad! Quick! Hide the children and the Linux boxes!

2) QUICK! The bastard squad is coming! Get the paddywagons ready! Are their rooms at Fulbourn ready yet?

by OogaBooga March 6, 2004

ACAB(all cops are bastards)

All Cops Are Bastards. It doesn’t mean all cops are bad, some cops are great. The “B” in ACAB means Bastards, not bad. Some cops genuinely want change, but are part of the unjust system, making them bastards. They know its wrong, but they don’t do shit to help. All cops are bastards.

ACAB(all cops are bastards) doesn’t mean that we think cops are bad, we think they’re bastards who don’t help people of color. That’s why it means all cops are bastards

by ScoutTheNonBinaryKid August 31, 2020

bastardization

See ODB and his having 20 different kids by that many different women.

"Man, that nigga ODB.. he be doin' some bastardization like, every single day, loc."

by MC Ren April 15, 2003