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Double Baking

When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.
I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”
by Yrrdrasil September 19, 2020
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bake

1.To heat food.
2.A toddler's way to say "cake".
bake that rake!
by plato! April 30, 2024
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Baked

Used to describe someone who looks strange or funny in a photo. Can also apply to real life. Demi Lovato’s notorious ‘poot’ could be described as the ‘baked’ version of her.
Scenario one-
Friend: yo dude you lookin hella baked in that photo

Scenario two-
You: I feel baked right now

Friend: yeah you do look baked my dude
by Steloo September 15, 2019
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Bake off

When two or more people Dutch oven each other to find the dominant scent.
During spice week on bake off; Katie was crowned star farter after an amazing curry.
by Baker katie October 31, 2018
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Baking Cookies

A Navy term for any action related to "Command Involvement." Such activities usually result in the sailor spending 10% of their time doing their actual job, and 90% doing volunteer/extra activities to raise funds for more activities in an effort to get promoted (or just to avoid real work).
You got an early promotion on your eval? You must have been baking cookies.
by gegilso September 30, 2020
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greens baking

'Greens' - A cheap brand of packet cake mixes sold in Australia. They are know for being extremely dry and tasteless but are great when hungover.
Woman : Have you tried that recipe from Taste.com.au?
Man : No, they are the 'Greens' of cooking and everything is bland and has little or no sauce
Woman : Well I guess 'Greens Baking' does make everything dry and cheap, maybe we should check another site?
by BettyCrockerBaking February 2, 2021
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Procrasti-bake

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking, typically involving elaborate or time-consuming recipes that serve as a distraction from the task at hand. Procrasti-baking often results in a delicious treat, but also a delay in completing important tasks. The term "procrasti-bake" is a play on the words "procrastinate" and "bake."
I know I have an essay due tomorrow, but I just can't focus right now - I think I need to procrasti-bake some brownies to clear my head.
by uhTipy April 9, 2023
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