When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 03, 2021
When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 03, 2021
by DANEBOOTYCLAP December 23, 2013
A filler word when responding to another person for describing the state or tone of the conversation being overly positive.
A: We can install a wind turbine on a bus canopy which will enable bus riders to charge their phone while they wait.
B: Awesome cool. We can continue with the idea and watch it come to life!
B: Awesome cool. We can continue with the idea and watch it come to life!
by The Energy Kid June 29, 2021
by StephQ September 27, 2008
1.when you are so close to pure awesomeness but mess up at the last minute
2.doing something totally awesome but it ends up hurting/killing you
3.your mistake makes your life unpure
2.doing something totally awesome but it ends up hurting/killing you
3.your mistake makes your life unpure
Joe average the race car driver was so close to winning the last race of his life race and making his racing life pure awesomeness but messed up and crashed making his racing life unpure awesomeness
by F. Aggot September 13, 2009
jill is awesome-tastical
by katherine is awesome-tastical January 12, 2011