glorified asshole

A Glorified Asshole is someone who is narcissistic, and a down right jerk. A Glorified Asshole usually doesn't know that they are being a Glorified Asshole.

Wow Joe you don't have to be a Glorified Asshole because you won the Race.

by That High school dictionary August 26, 2017

Asshole-elousy

When someone does something in a manner such as an asshole would do.

Mike's asshole-elousy became apparent when he kicked me in the nuts

by chrisitcontagious September 21, 2003

Stretch the Asshole

The act of stretching the opening of a balloon over the end of an N2O cracker.

Dude help me stretch the asshole over this!

by Lolman225 October 15, 2011

Asshole Scale

A scale with which to measure someone's level of jerkishness. It numbers from 1-10.

You, my friend, just went up another notch on the Asshole Scale!

by ruk182 February 7, 2010

Sitting in the Asshole

a term used by Little Wayne that means "I am sitting in the car". but realistically there is only one way to say i am sitting in the car. and that's "I AM SITTING IN THE CAR"

Bill (calling Wayne): "hey man whats up? where are you?"

Wayne: "I AM SITTING IN THE ASSHOLE YOU BITCH!"

Bill:" this is why we can't be friends, because you say things like this..."

by nekura511 August 2, 2009

ungrateful asshole

When you try to offer Gerard a Christmas candy and he responds "I don't want that!"

You're an ungrateful asshole Gerard

by Trey016 January 5, 2017

itchy asshole

A word generally used throughout northern or central California, used to describe anything nasty, gross, stupid, lame, ugly, stinky, or negative in any way.

Man, that smells like itchy asshole!
it smelled bad

That chick looked like itchy asshole, bro.

I know man, I know...
she was ugly

by xXx555xXx May 22, 2008