The act of covering a semi-erection to avoid embarrassment, or seeing someone who is already in the process of erecting.
by Juston Case September 10, 2010
That feeling when you are dreaming, but you know you are waking up, so you keep your eyes closed and try to stretch the dream out.
Woman: Hey, it's time to get up. Why are you still laying in bed?
Man: Ah, I was half-dreaming.
Woman: Oh, yeah? What about?
Man: I was talking to Richard Marx about his musical style and how awesome it would be to jam together.
Man: Ah, I was half-dreaming.
Woman: Oh, yeah? What about?
Man: I was talking to Richard Marx about his musical style and how awesome it would be to jam together.
by Fayyt Ignatti December 28, 2016
less than full,small,tiny,miniscule,little
derogatory term implying substandard,generally used by people from eastern europe,that always babble about how superior they are yet seem to migrate to the usa at a cyclic rate.
derogatory term implying substandard,generally used by people from eastern europe,that always babble about how superior they are yet seem to migrate to the usa at a cyclic rate.
All the american cars have half size engines in them,they are total useless,in Hungary the cars have big huge fantastic engines,that deliver full power!!!!
by Roland Deschain December 25, 2007
When you smoke the first half of a Black and Mild blunt, the half you are left with is known as a half and mild.
Broseph: Hey bruh you wanna light up that half and mild you have left over from last weekend?
Broskittle: Hell yeah turtle bro we're gonna get so retarded!
Broskittle: Hell yeah turtle bro we're gonna get so retarded!
by ToastedCracker September 15, 2013
Is used when a charver is going to hit you lightly, not with their full potential.....e.g half a punch.
by Hormoaning October 17, 2003
This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.
Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.
by Just a bloke from London June 24, 2011
The state in which a man’s dool is not completely stone but is not as wiggly as a pool noodle. Half flaccid is the most awkward state to be in as your cum blaster tends to misbehave and run against your legs as their is just enough weight for it to be pulled past the lining of your underwear leg.
*walks through hallway half flaccid*
Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me
Dick; I’m just going to swing and make you think people can see me
by Tuna can dan June 19, 2018