dildo weed

A word used when an individual is acting foolish and crude at the same time.

" Did you hear that new kid Brian at lunch today? He's a complete dildo weed!" Or "Don't be such a dildo weed."

by be11is March 21, 2017

weed-flex

ability to quickly catch things when high on marijuana or catch marijuana itself if knocked over

i have a cat-like weed-flex when it comes to dropping bud

by heartthatmaryjane April 5, 2011

Lucchi Weed

One of the most potent strains of marijuana originating from central Pennsylvania. Also the name of an incredible jam band you probably never heard about because they're so fucking underground.

Golf wang bro, dat Lucchi weed couchlocked me. I got Lucchi Weed pourin' outta mah Beats too. Shawty.

by SuperSwag105 February 22, 2012

weed joint

Marijuana cigarette

Snoop Dogg asks Martha if she'd like to smoke a weed joint, to which she responds, "You mean a wee jae?"

by reenerna March 3, 2017

Weed Whacker

One who gets high and beats off.

"You were gone awhile...what are you, some kind of weed whacker?"

by WheedWhacker23 November 2, 2015

Weed Cough

When bitches be coughing after that bong rip; The dry sand feeling in your throat when you can't breathe but take another hit cuz it would be okay to die from a cough so gnarly.

Danielle ripped the bong and started hacking up a lung; Her smoke buddy Aubry said " Hey pass that here I want a weed cough too."

When Glama Christine refuses to smoke the reef and you remind her of the beautiful weed cough that prevents a covid cough.

by Anaba Kuwanlelenta November 22, 2022

Mid-Weed

Mid-Weed is the type of weed “That does not” get you high.

Dat nigga Keith, Be Smokin Mid-Weed

by Jah’marion October 5, 2022