fat fail

some one who is a fat ass and fails at life

Hershy is a fat fail!!!!

by Magan Kutro February 13, 2009

Fat Appreciator

Someone who likes people with some extra weight. For example, girls with sexy muffin tops, large bosoms or bellies or nice fat juicy bottoms or thighs. Can also apply to people who like fat men. (The FA can be either male or female)

Usually abbreviated to FA.

Will you just look at that Fat Appreciator drooling over that girl's sexy muffin top and dimply thighs!

by muffin100 September 4, 2011

Rectangle Fat

Where a person looks skinny from the front and back, but not from the sides.

Person 1: Man Jane is rectangle fat.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I didn't see her from her side.

by Addicted to Emotes July 26, 2009

fat and mellow

A really thick joint rolled with some killer bud.

So how do you want it, thin and quick or fat and mellow?

by Bomni February 8, 2005

Fat Sloth

The all too common phenomena of a fat guy who's simply too lazy to take his hand out of the bag of chips, get off the couch, stop watching TV, and clean up after himself.

Often forgets to do his laundry, resorts to the wipe forward, has the fat person musk, and won't do anything that requires effort in general.

Can you believe that fat sloth? He hasn't done the laundry for 3 weeks!

What's that smell? It's my fat sloth roommate. You see he's such a fat sloth that he suffers from the fat person musk.

by sting130 July 22, 2011

fat jackson

A minimum of 100 dollars in 20's

I told my nigga let's put a fat Jackson on this game

by doctors December 1, 2014

Fat Dive

1) When someone stands on something, it breaks because of their weight, and they fall (dive) to the ground.

- This applies even if they are extremely light. As long as it breaks and they fall!

2) A place where only fat people hangout. Like a club, but BIGGER.

"I told you not to stand on that bridge! You're too big for it!"

"Dude, little Billy just took a fat dive when tried to showoff on the park's old swing!"

"I'm in the mood for some BIG love.. Let's checkout who's at the fat dive"

by What_The_deFine May 11, 2010