faking jacks

Half steppin on a robbery. Robbing someone and then giving them their things back on the spot. Then bragging about it.
Dude faking jacks.
by True Anlivin' May 18, 2016
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fake-diss

To believe the worst about someone, without confirming it is true, so you can feel superior to them over a fault they may not even have.
I'm tired of being fake-dissed by people who can't compete with me in reality.
by jack_v February 23, 2017
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fake shitter

when a person pertend to shit
he is so constipated he pretends to shit like a fake shitter
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
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Fake lit

Anthony Bean Burleigh
They don’t even know what yummen is, they’re so fake lit.
by Lazbean September 19, 2020
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Fake Love

It’s when people tell you that they love you but cannot show it with their actions. It’s when the love energy from one person to the other is not matched.
Fake love: He/She say I love you with words but what is shown and felt leaves you empty and questioning the person whose actions don’t match their words.
by Andynocapp August 28, 2022
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fake manners

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.
Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
by Herobot April 07, 2020
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Fake Major

A person whose form of study leads them to hate on all other majors;

a form of study where the information could just as easily be found on Google and has no need to go to college for it;
A college major that has been paid for when it would have been better off just paying overdue library fines and receiving the same education.
"You are pursuing a fake major because the only job you will get will be working at a Starbucks."
by Damarcus Winstavious April 30, 2013
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