J-Monk

1. -verb (used without object) :fool.

2.-Idioms : to make a monkey out of the situation, a cause to look ridiculous; make a fool of

Person 1: "A girl wrote her number on my arm, I told her I was going to wash it off."

Person 2: J-Monk!!!

by JM2 July 22, 2009

J-Mint

1. Verb : To represent something spectacular, a series of good fortune.

2. Noun : A name given to one who has shown him/herself to be cool; "legit person"

Person 1: What did you do this weekend?

Person 2: I went to a party, kicked it with some females, rollin in the bimmer and was downtown the whole weekend!

Person 1: J-Mint!

Ex. 2

Person 1 to Person 2: "Yo that club was J-Mint!!!"

by RV2 July 22, 2009

J-cation

A vacation in which the vacationer partakes in the smoking of marijuana cigarettes. Reefers.

Devin: Yo, dude, I've been working for like 45 minutes. I need a break.
Elliott: Man, you should take a j-cation.
Devin: What's that?
Elliott: Light up this joint and you'll find out!

by Dwvin August 20, 2009

J Blocking

This is the art of being cock blocked by a guy when making advances on another guy. Usually they guys are two close friends and the one blocking you wants you for himself.

If I was making advances on this guy I was attracted to and a mutual friend came in and was J Blocking me.

by Mistress of Darkness March 6, 2010

J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family

He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.

by B web December 27, 2009

J-Wal

Short For Jawalter

That gerb is such a J-Wal

by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009

j-terial

Any material (i.e. situations, pictures, video, thoughts) that will be used for future masturbation

"16 and pregnant" provides the most j-terial of any show.

by metsoa September 18, 2010