by Something in my dick April 9, 2022

The most powerful fucking roast of the face of the earth if you find someone daring enough to say this be careful you might be killed by this powerful roast
YOUR MOM
by Dino nuggie 420 July 23, 2021

any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it
"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.
person 1: your mom
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
by worshipper of Tux March 20, 2022
