Your mom

She is very good in bed

Your mom knows me

by Your mom is nice November 28, 2022

Your mom

Your mom (yôr mäm)

A phrase that you should use in responce to any question.
A phrase that may insult other people.

Billy: What are we doing today?
You: Your mom

Friend: Who else will be at the party tonight?
You: Your mom.
Friend: ....

Teacher: Who are you?
You: Your mom
Teacher: PRINCIPLE NOW.

by Snakefinger 534 November 6, 2021

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Your Mom

You can yous this word to piss your friends off.

Me: bro
Friend: ya whats up
Me: can I tell u something
Friend: ok
Me: Your Mom!

by Tate the guy December 12, 2021

Your Mom

The Most hated and worshipped phrase in the 2000's
Any Holder that dares to say this phrase to someone will eliminate and disintegrate both people fighting.

- Dude #1 - Bro your ugly
- Dude #2 - Lmao Like your mom
- Both Dudes *disintegrate*

by anonymous March 12, 2019

your mom

your mom

i fuc$^# your mom

by vc msn cacesqd dfc February 23, 2023

Your mom

a paranormal being wich has no shape and it weights 500lb

Your mom is so fat thanos had to clap

by Childe Abuser October 13, 2020