Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

by Geo raptor October 5, 2021

puff rice

The act of ones member embellishing that of puffed rice

Bro that kid hella has a puff rice

by wormholefinder February 4, 2024

Rice

A sugaristicgals-style substitute for the brain rot word "rizz".

6-year-old Timmy: yo yo bro bro i got rizz, i made Jessica mine
???: 🫴🍚
6-year-old Timmy: Why'd you give me a bowl of rice?
???: Tsk tsk tsk young lad. You got rice. Not rizz. Learn how to speak proper English.

by bigggdog July 17, 2024

KFC rice

A derogatory slang term for women whose breast size is in a middle range—not quite small, but not quite big either —comparing them to KFC rice, which is often seen as a filler without being particularly standout.

When they described her as KFC rice, I couldn't believe how they reduced her to just a size; she's so much more than that!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

brother rice high school

Bloomfield hills, Michigan. full of very good looking boys with not as good personality. we suggest u do not go for a brother rice boy unless u want to cry a river.

Rating before: 4/10
"what school do u go to?"
"brother rice high school"
Rating after: 10/10

by amomgussussigmabakagriddyohio December 6, 2023

Shrimp fried rice

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

by SheboyganLager January 3, 2021