wank bucketedness

When someone is being a bit of a wank bucket.

Hey, look at mez I'm a fucking great big chisel dick.

Just fuck off, Phil, you've got too much wank bucketedness about you.

by Johnny6162 September 15, 2022

Wank Rash

Red patches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.

Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”

by skinnotheskank May 20, 2022

Wank Bank

A mental folder of photos used for the sexual pleasuring of yourself.

{Man mid-sex} I'll have to save that for the wank bank!

by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022

Think Wank

A wank achieved with no aid other than your own memory or imagination.

A power cut is no problem, so long as you have the power of the Think Wank.

by MikeMilligan December 13, 2021

wank strength

The strength and stamina a man gains on their dominant arm from masturbation. Also known as wank strenk.

Shit man I didn’t know u worked out.
I don’t man I got that wank strength

by BiggusDickus_69 February 11, 2022

Nitro-Wank

When a person downs a whole energy drink, then proceeds to have a wank.

Last night I had the fattest Nitro-Wank

by Freddieptv November 19, 2020

Stump wank

Amputees rub The genitals and wank off rather then Using there hand or foot

“Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “

“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard

by Mctut December 20, 2020