Willy washing

The act of a man brainwashing a woman into delusion, by using their penis.

Greg: “i don’t love you anymore”
Tracey: “ I love you too”
(the act of willy washing)

by Men hater September 14, 2025

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Shop Wafting

When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.

Shop Wafting - "Hey babe, smell this candle. I promise I did not shop waffle in it".

by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025

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PG-washing

Purposefully ruining a song by heavily censoring and/or altering the lyrics of said song. Same thing with movies and TV shows.

Friend 1: Hey man wanna listen to kidz bop?
Friend 2: No! They just love PG-washing their songs.

by TheAbominator79 January 4, 2026

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The act of shoving grapes up your partners ass, making them clench until the grapes turn to liquid, plugging them, and fucking them to the desired time, then draining the poorly fermented grape juice into a cup, drinking half, and spitting the rest into their mouth for them to enjoy.

"I tried the Washington fermenter with my boyfriend, held it for about 2 days!"

"What the fuck, Deborah?"

by CJ, the master of Hepatitis. January 7, 2026

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Mississippi washing mashine

Sex act that requires a woman specifically between 60-90 kg, the sex act begins by putting your penis inside of the womans vagina, then the woman ejaculates while your dick is inside, after thea the woman rolls across the floor or bed with your dick still inside imitating a washing machine

my wife did a Mississippi washing mashine on me, and i am so fucking dizzy from it

by arev50 January 8, 2026

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