Philly Turtleneck

A body art configuration including neck and hand tattoos, designed to give the false impression of being heavily tattooed. Someone with a Philly turtleneck typically doesn't have (m)any tattoos on their torso, but may have some on their arms and legs. Having the vast majority of tattoos only in visible places is the defining factor.

Notice he only wears long sleeves? He wants you to think he's covered in ink, but it's a Philly turtleneck.

by fakeassderek March 13, 2023

Stale Turtle

A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you

I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.

by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023

'in the turtle sandbox'

Having one's nose bent out of joint; jealous, especially over introduction of another member in the household,turtle sandbox-related plastic green molded child's sandbox made by Little Tike's.

When the new puppy came home, Peanut was 'in the turtle sandbox' for days.

by Sharon Burns July 6, 2007

Let the turtles free

When you need to go poo!

Denise: It's kind of like right now. I have to go let the turtles free. (Runs to the bathroom)

by rockstarTurtle December 30, 2013

May all yer turtles hae' three heids

This is a traditional Scottish saying in rural Stirlingshire which means as it sounds in English 'May your turtles have 3 heads'. It is a phrase typically used by those who aim to wish a person a deep sleep. It is unclear of the origins of the phrase, especially as there are no wild turtles in Scotland and Stirlingshire has no coast, however it may have originated when Scotland was a driving force of the commonwealth.

"I'm aff tae bed now, cheery ho"
"Aright then, May all yer turles hae' three heids"
"Thanks pal, and yae tae"

May all yer turtles hae' three heids

by Ayeknowaboutscotland July 26, 2014

head of the turtle

When you have a big shit that you've been holding in just poking out of your asshole

On the way back from the bar last night I had to shit so bad I had a head of the turtle

by Seabassroxursox May 26, 2017

ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017