Trump Handshake

Noun. When a small-handed man, who became rich from borrowing millions of dollars from his dad, stiffing contractors, filing bankruptcies, and gaming the tax code to avoid paying any income tax, grabs a woman in the p***y because he foolishly believes his wealth gives him a free pass to do whatever he wants to a woman.

Billy: So you just grab the woman in the p***y like some creepy bowler? And that's not assault?

Donald: Believe me. When you're rich and famous like me, you can do whatever you want. All of them, even the married ones, want a trump handshake. Believe me.

by FirstAmendment October 7, 2016

trump rules

When you play a game and have no plans of losing gracefully. You either win, or bitch about how the game was rigged and everyone else cheated.

Mike: Let's play a quick game before we go
Jim: OK, but I am watching so you done screw me out of a win again
Mike: Ahh, so Trump Rules

by Honcho,Mike January 24, 2017

trump tower

A pile and/or stack of Russian prostitutes urinating on a fat, disgusting, rich asshole who has to tweet after completion.

Covfefe occurred after a particularly bigly Trump Tower.

by Megiano August 26, 2017

trump potus

Its bascically putting a bowl of mashed carrots and a wig in charge of a plane with 326,000,000 people in it

Let's hire that guy because of trump potus

by The webstar April 13, 2017

Trump fever

When your too sick of that fatass American president

Hes givin me trump fever

by Ncg13 April 16, 2017

Trump orange

The color orange that resembles Trumps spray tan

That wood stain you got isn't natural, it's Trump orange!

by BuzzTom August 29, 2017

Pull a Trump

Taking a shit on someone's lawn, stepping in it, and then walking into their house with shit all over your shoes.

I don't like our neighbor, so I'm going to pull a Trump.

by jmarquiz August 16, 2018