NASA "Touch Up"

Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.

Madonna is getting so old so old her photoshoots require a NASA "Touch Up".

by Faymkonzi June 1, 2019

touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.

that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.

by statiq69 May 19, 2022

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 24, 2025

Feminine Touch

Something created by and suitable to a girl or woman.

This room needs a woman's/"feminine touch".

by Good Ol' Win-diesel February 22, 2024

National touch thigh day

National touch thug day is a day where your friends who ever can touch your thigh or thighs . On October 4 or the moth of October .

Aye why you touch her thigh!

It’s national touch thigh day bro
Ohhh okay okay

by Bracefxce_jay October 4, 2021

touching sheets

to describe (typically male) masturbation

send me a video of you touching sheets

by araaradesune July 6, 2023